Lyrics

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Monkeys Disarm Your Kremlings

Bananas x25

Your bananas all belong to me
Hear this yellow fruit decree
Find them all where they may be
Shake that tall banana tree

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Donkey Kong now lies in chains
Hoist him up with my big crain
He'll be the bait for my trap
Let's see him try and fling his crap

I've tried this shit now once before
Woke up face first on the floor
Now I have a better plan
To catch this apish monkey clan

Tasty golden yellow jewels
Should not belong to apish fools
Forward, march, bring us glory
Steal their fruit, further the story

Yum yum yum, potassium
Yum yum yum, potassium
Yum yum yum, potassium
Yum yum yum, potassium

All my life I've been denied
As Kremling rage seethes inside
This
Is
My
Lair
On
Scales
I
Swear

Any Kong who ventures near
To rescue this one held so dear
Dies
By
My
Hand
This
Is
My
Land

Krow
Kleever
Kudgel
Sting
Kreepy Krow
Kerozene
All my fallen underlings
With you my trust was all for nothing!

Here now I must wait
As Diddy Kong nears the gate
Minions failed
Lair assailed
Heads impaled
PLAN DERAILED

Locked in battle so surreal
Shooting off my balls of steel
I stomp the ground with such a force
Steel myself from all remorse

Though the fight has just begun
I'm having so much fucking fun
Diddy Kong has been knocked out
Bitch, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout

Dixie Kong now charges forth
Take her out like Peter North
Smack her up, swing again
C'mere bitch, SHORYUKEN!

Wait, what's this? It's getting dark
Where'd I get this big red mark?
Assailed with little monkey blows
Popped me in my big green nose

Done, done, done, done, I am done
Won, won, won, won, they have won
Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun, I had fun
Run, Run, Run, Run, time to run

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Rash is a Punk

This ain't just a game
I can't seem to tolerate
Mistakes in this gamescape
Kill the pig - make bacon
 
Ain't no queen that I know
could escape me and my bro
We kick ass and go toe to toe
with the Queen herself - just watch the show.
  
Endless Descent
Spikes All Around
Can't touch anything,
But I must go down.
I'll fight inside this rotting tree
I know it makes me stronger
The clock is ticking faster,
I won't rest a moment longer.

Flying insects and snakes
I've got to play it safe
Stomping on your face
Takes more brawn than it does brains.
 
Thats why when I pummel you
My foot turns to a boot
Headbut you with rams horns
You Wish you'd never been born.
 
Magnet moles pull at me
While big fans push away
Falling in this giant tree
To the bottom today
 
Death lurks around every corner
And of course below
But these are the depths I must go
In order to save my bro.
  
Speeding down to certain death
Too fast so I hold my breath
Sharpened tips stab at my sides
Should I leave my friends behind?
 
I made it on through to find
That the what the queen had in mind
Was a race through hell
So please wish me well
 
Endless Descent
Spikes All Around
Can't touch anything,
But I must go down.
I'll fight inside this rotting tree
I know it makes me stronger
The clock is ticking faster,
I won't rest a moment longer.
(x2)

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