Lyrics:

_Nickelback Brain Kick_

Never made it to great puma
Couldn't even beat Hayabusa
Tired of wrestling starman
I'm sick of beatings from giant panther

This is how you backbreak me right down onto the mat

A winner is you
What a pity
This music is really shitty
Amazon's eye-raking is better than what I'm faking
The same song done plain wrong
every time we make an album
We're gonna beat it in you
Does anyone like us yet?
Yet Yet Yet no no

King Slender is the best
next to James Hetfield
I'll take it right up the ass
I promise I'll squeal
Put me into submission
with that iron claw handjob
I kinda like this position
pirahna bite and a head bob

someday somehow
I'm gonna get slammed with a headbutt now
tangled in the ropes like a bitch
(what a pussy he won't fight back)
someday somehow
I'm about as tough as your poo
No surprise I came from your butt
(back brain kick this little shit)

Yet Yet Yet no no

Never made it to great puma
Couldn't even beat Hayabusa
This is how I repeat words
This is how you backbreak me
right down onto the mat

A winner is you
What a pity
This music is awfully shitty
Amazon's head-chewing is better than what I'm spewing
The same song done plain wrong
every time we make an album
We're gonna beat it in you
Does anyone like us yet?
Yet Yet no no we're fucking terrible
Yet Yet oh it's just fucking attrocius
Yet Yet Why does anyone listen to this shit it's just fucking awful
Yet Yet I think I'm gonna go fucking kill myself




_Wish Scene_

Oh, I wish that I could sing
I don't know what these notes are
Or how to hit them with my voice
I have no sense of pitch
And pretty sloppy rythym
I wish that I could sing like Darangen

Or maybe Hale-Bopp
He has a pretty voice
Or maybe I could growl like Dennis
I know I'm leaving out
Lots of other singers
But screw you, XMark, I don't really care

I just want to sing like all my favorite singers
I'm just making up the lyrics at this point
I don't really know where I'm going with this




_Get Off Your Thunderhorse_

So he’s stuck in the grave
No Phoenix Down fo’ Resurrection!
Doctor Black Jack is dead
He didn’t give no objection
No witty remarks-
Philosophic Rejections
He sat back and did zilch
Just like my erections!

Two, three months
And no competition
I guess I’ll just enjoy
My sausage magicians.
You heard that right
Did I forget to mention?
Take the gay portal
To another dimension

Oooo, the Master’s Hatchet,
And the bits of Ryan 8
You can feel  Matt’s Mega
Go search for Kirk’s Snake!

Crimson is Foxy
I’d like to “Dwell” in his “Duel”
Paragon is juicy
Oh I can’t stop the drool.
Get an evil sandwich
Of the sonic and atomic
That’d be a tasty treat
For this month’s Chrono Chronic!

"That’s what happens when you let ........ retaliate after Magfest! You get pulled in for a slamfest. You gonna pay, with stuff that’s gay! Gonna make Audun’s day, hooray! He’s gonna do you in the bum while ........ eat some plums!"